What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
(Source) for the fact in the picture
" I can’t believe I have to take care of your drunk ass."
#ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god #au where everything is the same except hans is wasted the entire time #'ohmygodi'msoooooooosorry…are you *falls off horse* FUCK' #'glad i cau…oops' #he goes to put the champagne glass on the platter all smooth and just completely misses it #(that should have happened in the film anyway tbh how the fuck did he know exactly where that guy was without looking) #'queen elsa! don't be the…don't…don't be the m…don't be that guy right now queen elsa okay' #he just happens to hit the chandelier on the first try out of sheer dumb luck and spends the next five minutes being like #'YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT' #OR THE REVEAL #'oh anna…if only…hahahaha oh man' #'what?!'#he just keeps laughing at who knows what #'anna you just look so…hahahahaha…oh man where was i going with this i forget' #'weren't you going to kiss me?!' #'OH YEAH oh man anna i'm…i'm NOT gonna do that hahaha i'm just gonna kill your sister instead okay' #he doesn’t even do the rest of the monologue he just stumbles out of the room #this is an important au okay #take it seriously people
I think I’d pay actual money to see this
Sometimes I look up at the moon and think
Dame Judi Dench plays Dungeons & Dragons
She was introduced to the game by Vin Diesel on the set of Chronicles of Riddick
And now she DMs for her granddaughter
This is our world
Last episode painted Myrkyr as a sylvan bastion of relaxation and profusely poured potables. This week, the claws come out as local wildlife closes in around the crew of the Mynock.
Will the boys be able to resist the Vornskr’s venom? Will force-sensitive monsters make off with little Tamlin? Roll for initiative!
If you like Star Wars, roleplaying games, excellent game design, or suave space smugglers in kimonos, you should give this series a try (just don’t forget to hear how it all started first)
So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”
This is the best possible solution.
I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.