lumos5001:

hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

true story

beroberos:

blow bubbles outta your bubblegum girlfriend
beroberos:

blow bubbles outta your bubblegum girlfriend
beroberos:

blow bubbles outta your bubblegum girlfriend
beroberos:

blow bubbles outta your bubblegum girlfriend

beroberos:

blow bubbles outta your bubblegum girlfriend

manaphy:

youll never guess what happened today

brokenjaw:

staticguard12:

perfectlynormalfanboy:

These things hate me.

Staticguard: With the power to redirect electric currents, but not generate them.

BrokenJaw: The ability to manipulate calcium and bone into fragments and so on. Also cannot speak and uses brass knuckles. 

Midground: The ability to cause objects to move together at equal velocities. Aka the ability to make things collide at a central point.

brokenjaw:

staticguard12:

perfectlynormalfanboy:

These things hate me.

Staticguard: With the power to redirect electric currents, but not generate them.

BrokenJaw: The ability to manipulate calcium and bone into fragments and so on. Also cannot speak and uses brass knuckles. 

Midground: The ability to cause objects to move together at equal velocities. Aka the ability to make things collide at a central point.

(Source: zeekayart)

funkylittleboatrace:

ok I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this but I keep thinking about the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the best character in the whole story is only briefly mentioned. We’re given such limited amount of information about the guy that sells Jack the beans. essentially:

  • This guy has access to MAGIC BEANS
  • He either has NO USE for MAGIC BEANS or so many of them that he can just dispose of them
  • He really badly wants a cow

Why is the whole story not about this guy

watch out, someone just came up with Disney’s next gritty reboot

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoi)

coelasquid:

dailydot:

Congratulations, gamer girls—you’re officially at the top of the food chain when it comes to games. A new study released by the Entertainment Software Association has revealed that adult women now occupy the largest demographic in the gaming industry. Women over 18 made up a whopping 36 percent of the gaming population, followed by adult men at 35 percent. 

I anxiously await pigeon dating themed shooters.

(Source: gifyo.com)

tahthetrickster:


i cant believe this
tahthetrickster:


i cant believe this
tahthetrickster:


i cant believe this
tahthetrickster:


i cant believe this

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

(Source: ellendegeneres)

(Source: coelasquid)