ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

the carmilla cast + pseudonyms, by kaitlyn alexander and sharon belle (x)

(Source: lauronicamars)

becdecorbin:

acersecomic:

Dorkiest gang? I think you mean the COOLEST!

GOOD becdecorbin:

acersecomic:

Dorkiest gang? I think you mean the COOLEST!

GOOD becdecorbin:

acersecomic:

Dorkiest gang? I think you mean the COOLEST!

GOOD becdecorbin:

acersecomic:

Dorkiest gang? I think you mean the COOLEST!

GOOD

becdecorbin:

acersecomic:

Dorkiest gang? I think you mean the COOLEST!

GOOD

the-artificem:

aaand its finished in time for the #carmillapocalypse
this is based by this amazing one-shot by momentary-ecstasy!! go read it!!
the-artificem:

aaand its finished in time for the #carmillapocalypse
this is based by this amazing one-shot by momentary-ecstasy!! go read it!!
the-artificem:

aaand its finished in time for the #carmillapocalypse
this is based by this amazing one-shot by momentary-ecstasy!! go read it!!
the-artificem:

aaand its finished in time for the #carmillapocalypse
this is based by this amazing one-shot by momentary-ecstasy!! go read it!!
the-artificem:

aaand its finished in time for the #carmillapocalypse
this is based by this amazing one-shot by momentary-ecstasy!! go read it!!
the-artificem:

aaand its finished in time for the #carmillapocalypse
this is based by this amazing one-shot by momentary-ecstasy!! go read it!!
the-artificem:

aaand its finished in time for the #carmillapocalypse
this is based by this amazing one-shot by momentary-ecstasy!! go read it!!
the-artificem:

aaand its finished in time for the #carmillapocalypse
this is based by this amazing one-shot by momentary-ecstasy!! go read it!!
the-artificem:

aaand its finished in time for the #carmillapocalypse
this is based by this amazing one-shot by momentary-ecstasy!! go read it!!

the-artificem:

aaand its finished in time for the #carmillapocalypse

this is based by this amazing one-shot by momentary-ecstasy!! go read it!!

tranxio:

Sometimes I look up at the moon and think

Dame Judi Dench plays Dungeons & Dragons

She was introduced to the game by Vin Diesel on the set of Chronicles of Riddick

And now she DMs for her granddaughter

This is our world

campaignpodcast:

Last episode painted Myrkyr as a sylvan bastion of relaxation and profusely poured potables. This week, the claws come out as local wildlife closes in around the crew of the Mynock.

Will the boys be able to resist the Vornskr’s venom? Will force-sensitive monsters make off with little Tamlin? Roll for initiative!

Listen Here!

ALSO. OUR ITUNES FEED IS FINALLY UP!!!

If you like Star Wars, roleplaying games, excellent game design, or suave space smugglers in kimonos, you should give this series a try (just don’t forget to hear how it all started first)

misterracoon:

roachpatrol:

yeah seriously tell us how wizardry’s done in the new world tell me how the wizards from france and spain and britain stamped out the brujos and the medicine men and set up their own schools tell me what the fuck the british raj did to fucking india…

runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

batlesbo:

puppysestra:

EVERYONE IS TATIANA MASLANY.

I cracked up laughing batlesbo:

puppysestra:

EVERYONE IS TATIANA MASLANY.

I cracked up laughing batlesbo:

puppysestra:

EVERYONE IS TATIANA MASLANY.

I cracked up laughing batlesbo:

puppysestra:

EVERYONE IS TATIANA MASLANY.

I cracked up laughing

batlesbo:

puppysestra:

EVERYONE IS TATIANA MASLANY.

I cracked up laughing