blow bubbles outta your bubblegum girlfriend
youll never guess what happened today
These things hate me.
Staticguard: With the power to redirect electric currents, but not generate them.
BrokenJaw: The ability to manipulate calcium and bone into fragments and so on. Also cannot speak and uses brass knuckles.
Midground: The ability to cause objects to move together at equal velocities. Aka the ability to make things collide at a central point.
ok I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this but I keep thinking about the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the best character in the whole story is only briefly mentioned. We’re given such limited amount of information about the guy that sells Jack the beans. essentially:
- This guy has access to MAGIC BEANS
- He either has NO USE for MAGIC BEANS or so many of them that he can just dispose of them
- He really badly wants a cow
Why is the whole story not about this guy
watch out, someone just came up with Disney’s next gritty reboot
It’s time to flush your stereotypes down the drain.
Congratulations, gamer girls—you’re officially at the top of the food chain when it comes to games. A new study released by the Entertainment Software Association has revealed that adult women now occupy the largest demographic in the gaming industry. Women over 18 made up a whopping 36 percent of the gaming population, followed by adult men at 35 percent.
I anxiously await pigeon dating themed shooters.